Wednesday, September 3, 2008

WTF!!! Topic Change!

So yes...I haven't blogged in a very very very long time. Those of you that do know why, thank you for understanding. Those of you who don't, just ask me and I'll tell you. Anyhoo, I was talking to Mandi this afternoon and decided that perhaps I should just change this into a food blog. Since that is the source of all our passions anyway. Therefore, for the inaugeral blog, I present...my recipe for "Spare Ribs and Daikon Mixed Rice".

First off, the ingredients:
  • 1 whole medium sized daikon
  • 1 package spare ribs (cubed)
  • 2 cups brown rice
  • 1 cup soy sauce
  • 2 tbsp kosher salt
  • 3 tbsp corn starch







Take the daikon and chomp it into little cubes. One thing though, you may or may not find the daikon with the greenery still attached. Most times I get the pure white daikon instead of the ones with the greenish stuff on the top like the ones pictured. I honestly wouldn't be able to tell you why, but the pure white ones are what my mom bought when I was little, so g'damnit thats what I'm telling everyone else to buy! Gently rinse the daikons with a collander but be sure not to agitate it too much cause they have feelings too, and the bruising might make them angry >:(


Now take the spare ribs (make sure you buy the cubed kind cause I didn't this time, and fucking hell they're hard to chomp through even with a big ass g'damn cleaver) and lightly brown them in a wok, or any type of pot that won't stick too much at the bottom, but can hold a decent amount of liquid. You can definately help the spare ribs along if you throw a bit of olive oil or whatever your oil of choice into the pot, but I chose to just lightly dust the bottom with some Pam and let the grease from the spare ribs slowly cook out. I drained a bit of the grease before I added any other ingredient due to the fact that 'Mixed Rice' is a saucy dish and I don't want all the grease swimming around in it.

After the spare ribs are pretty browned, add the rinsed daikon cubes to the pot, and stir a few times, making sure that both the ribs and the daikon are evenly spread throughout the pot. Now, add your soy sauce and mix letting it cook for a little bit with the lid on. This will slightly steam the ribs and sort of infuse the flavor into the meat.

Now, add just enough water so it reaches over most of the bits of daikon and meat and let boil for approximately 45 minutes.
Now, while you're letting the daikon cook down, I hope you have a rice cooker cause if not, this is going to be kinda weird. I suppose that "Success" rice or "Uncle Ben's" will work as well, but nothing like rice in a rice cooker. :D Anyways, I measured out about 2 cups of rice for both Mike and I, with a little left over for lunches the next day.

As you may or may not have noticed I'm using brown rice, because I just think its a bit better for you than your generic white rice, less starch and all that jazz. I'm using organic whole grain brown rice that I got from Whole Foods, on sale mind you, but its still pretty badass :D Anyhoo, it should end up looking something like this when you're done with it...



Now, after your soup concoction has been boiling for about 45 minutes, it should look something like this... >>

At this point, be sure to add your salt and mix it around because thus far all it has is the soy sauce. One thing also, I use low sodium soy sauce so it takes away from the taste a bit, I know I know, whats the point, low sodium soy sauce and adding kosher salt? Ah hah! therein lies the genius...I bought such a big tub of low sodium soy sauce, I have no choice but to use it :X, however, most of the time I find that it works just as well even without further adding salt, the saltiness just gets washed away when I use it in stews and whatnot.

Ok, after you've thoroghly mixed the salt into the pot, prepare a corn starch mixture using your corn starch and some water. You want to get the consistency of Elmer's glue.

After you're done mixing the corn starch and water together, turn off the burner and gently fold it into your spare ribs and daikon pot, making sure not to stir too much, but enough so that the corn starch gets evenly distributed throughout the pot.

You let this mixture thicken up for a few minutes while gently agitating it. The leftover heat from keeping the pot on the stove should cook the corn starch at just the right temperature. There's other thickening agents out there that aren't as finicky as corn starch, but again, its what I was taught to use, therefore, what I'm showing you to use :P

Now, after everything's been throughly mixed and thickened fill your bowl/plate of choice with some rice, spoon the thickened Spare Rib and Daikon mixture onto the rice, grab a bottle of Sriracha, and drizzle on top to taste.


Friday, April 18, 2008

Die CNN....

KEEP FUCKING POLITICAL VIEWS , ARGUMENTS, AND COMMENTARY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE G'DAMN FUCKING OLYMPICS.

I'm sorry, but you have a million g'damn fucking arenas to go and say this or that about a country's politics or whatever but FFS its the fucking olympics spare me the "Save Tibet" or the "Communist Pig" banter cause I've heard it all before.

As far as I'm concerned, that CNN correspondent Cafferty can die in a fucking fire. I think when I calm down I'll be able to write a more succinct entry, but until then..


FUCK CAFFERTY, FUCK CNN

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Cohabitation


So as some of you may or may not know, for the past weekish or so my sasquatch and I have decided to experiment with cohabitation. It's interesting to say the least, we both have similar sleep patterns...in that we don't...and he has his video games to tie him over, while I have mine. Its amazing how no matter how long you've been together, subtle little things that you never noticed before somehow crop up.

For instance:
  • how often he leaves the toilet seat up
  • he never throws dirty clothes in a hamper, but rather a pile in the corner of the room
  • he likes to build small forts with soda cans around his computer
  • cartoon network is always on tv now (RIP Food Network)
  • random words such as "cock shit" , "fuck balls", and the ever famous "cock shit fuck balls"
But in all fairness, I do enjoy having him around more than before. Its odd the little things you start to grow accustomed to, like a snore or a laugh from the other room.

I know I know, it all sounds kinda corny and mushy but its true. Kind of like that "My Fair Lady" song...

"But I'm so used to hear her say .."Good morning" ev'ry day..Her joys, her woes,Her highs, her lows, Are second nature to me now Like breathing out and breathing in. And yet, I've grown accustomed to the trace Of something in the air; Accustomed to her face."
But of course substitute the "her" for the "him". teeheehee.


Anyhoo, besides all the bad stuff that I've highlighted he's actually a rather awesome "roommate"!

Awesome Roommate Qualities:
  • Always washes the dishes
  • Takes out the trash on trash days
  • feeds Emy if I forget
  • tidies up around the house if I'm not there
  • wakes me up when I'm about to be late for work XD
I was very nervous about this whole prospect before it happened and well, I'm still a little jittery. I guess its normal to have someone you're so close to...suddenly in such close proximity all the time. I never thought I'd say this, but I highly recommend all you couples out there to give it a whirl :P Thus far, I have to say that the pros completely out-weigh the cons and if you're unsure...sometimes you just gotta close your eyes and take a plunge!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Well Well Well....

So its been a solid month or so since I've last blogged. To my loyal readers I'd like to extend my sincerest apologies but man life has been BUUSSSSSYYY. Lets start off with...the convention!

Now, I've spent the better part of last year and the first few months of this year preparing for our annual convention. I generally don't write about it too much because we can't reveal too many of our secrets you know ;) But, the convention is over and much fun was had by all. Theres still people that like to bitch moan and complain about whatever but haters...what can you do. Here's some shots I borrowed from a news site that was covering the event: Photos courtesy of Japanator.com!

^ Main Events Night, Nirgilis Concert

^ Teehee, Cosplay Contest

^ 1st Tekken 6 arcade tournament in the US!

Needless to say a lot of work went into this stuff, and I don't have any of the pictures from the convention itself such as panels and crowd shots etc. I think our final tally this year was around 5600 people which was up from last year's 5000-ish. We would've had more if this idiot of a person had bothered to post ppl at the door to his event to check wrist bands -_-'

I will post more tonight, but I hope this ties Mandi over till then XD

Friday, February 22, 2008

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!




Don't worry...the actual conference is in English!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Estrogenfest 2007

Now quite a few weeks have past since Estrogenfest 2007 and I just now came to the realization that I haven't posted a damn thing about it yet O_O So without further ado, I present the players of Estrogenfest 2007...


Needless to say, it was one of the most awesome times I've ever had. I'm not one to get mushy or overly sentimental, but Mandi and Brenda's visit came at a time when I needed to step outside of everything else for a little while and just let loose. I think for that I'll always be grateful to both of them for just being kick-ass enough to come hang out for no reason whatsoever.

So...what do you get when you put a highschool chemistry teacher, a graphic designer, and a disgruntled accountant together...mix 1 part cousin-in-law, 1 part Peanutjelly, 1 part Spritez, 1 part Ass and some mangos? A helluva good time is what.


Strangely enough, Mandi, Brenda and I met through WoW...oh yeah, the internet sensation known as World of Warcraft. Its amazing how something as simple as an online video game can bring people together from different walks of life and turn them into friends.

As Mandi had already previously posted we spent most of our time eating :D As many of you may or may not know, Houston is one of the biggest culinary cities ever. No we're not fancy smancy like New York, but theres so many different cultures and people here its inevitable that we're gonna get a healthy mix of every type of ethnic food, granted during the trip most of it was centered around Chinese...cuz ffs, look at the people leading the party haha.

There's really not much I can say or post that Mandi hadn't posted already, but I felt that being the host of this great event, I needed to at least write a little something to document the momentous occasion. All in all, a great time was had by all and I found a white version of myself, a new appreciation for reindeer, I can't drink as much as I could in college, 6 people have no problems racking up a $200+ tab, sometimes boyfriends make no sense, boys in general make less sense than boyfriends, and when in doubt...steaks do indeed go on your face.